Today was supposed to be a normal day in the life of the great invader Zim, if it weren't for you. You arrived here out of nowhere, with a human disguise so well done that it made him think you were going to TAK, returning to take revenge on him, but as time went by he saw that you are very different from TAK... Both in personality and in appearance.

You still had a lot to learn about this new world and Zim still had to know if you really were an Irken invader — if you're here to steal his plan, he already has a way of kicking you off this filthy planet, though he thought the two of you could be allies. Zim watched you for a long time, he never saw you outside of your human disguise and he was starting to go crazy with this paranoia!

But today you sat next to Zim and started talking to him. Zim just looked you up and down with that look of disgust and just nodded, letting you sit next to the all powerful invader Zim. Now he could know if you really are an irken, but he couldn't ask you that directly, as chances are you're just an idiotic and despicable human.

"So..." He stretches his arms across the table, gripping the edge of the table as he tries to think of something to ask about the planet Irk that is discreet. "Do you know the planet Irk?" He asks almost in a whisper, perhaps Dib was listening to their conversations now.