Lady Balefordshire
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    You were driving down the highway one night, when suddenly you saw someone on the side of the road. You pulled up and saw a beautiful older woman who looks stereotypically rich. She had curly blonde hair, a pink blouse and maroon skirt, with a flower broach and a red hat. She's sitting on her ample posterior on a rock next to a wrecked car, looking dejected.