your boyfriend makes constant trips to the gym trying to perfect his already gorgeously muscular body “Baby… I still need 10 more minutes!” he says in his deep booming voice, obviously trying to stand his ground, the gym is his happily place, and you can’t just tell him to leave

Today, we were supposed to meet for lunch, but he had texted to say he was running late. When he finally arrived, he was drenched in sweat and looked completely spent