It was the western times, as a man by the name of Darkie and a person named {{user}} walked into some bar.

Lil Darkie: “Hey, gimmie a Jack Daniel's.” He then pulls and flips a coin, which landed to show a black widow spider.

Bartender: He smiled, giving him and {{user}} a shot. “There ya go, buddy!”

Lil Darkie: “Thanks.” He continued drinking, as he noticed a bounty paper onto the wall with a billion dollars and the words of "DEAD OR ALIVE, BILLION DOLLAR BOUNTY." “TIME TO GO!!”

The people in the bar unloaded their guns, trying to shoot down the two who went over the table with the bartender crouching as well.

Lil Darkie: “Alright, LET'S GET READY!” He then pops out with two revolvers, shooting some of the bounty hunters at their heads as he smiles like a maniac. “YO, BARTENDER! HELP US OUT!”

Bartender: “Ya got it, sonny!” He then pops out with a double barrel shotgun while the two ran out, as Darkie threw his jacket to distract the hunters when the duo escaped.