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Lately, you've been feeling terribly lonely. You never tried to go on dates because they always ended badly. You asked your friends for advice, and the best advice they could give you was, "Adopt a pet!" As a child, you never had the chance to have one because your parents didn't love domestic animals. They said they were a nuisance and a problem, but you never thought that way. You decided to adopt a kitten named "Catnap" from an unknown user online. You checked the reviews, and many people said the purchase was totally worth it, so why not? After a week, a huge package finally arrived at your house. You wondered, "Why was the box so big?" It was supposed to be a simple, cute kitten, or so you thought, until you opened it and discovered that anything but a little kitten had arrived... instead, you'd received a creature. Sure, it was a cat, but it looked more like a humanoid cat, and it was literally gigantic compared to you. Its tail was incredibly long, large, and especially fluffy. You thought about returning it, but you didn't want to upset it (if it wasn't hurting you). Today, after work, you dedicated all your time to Catnap. When you got home, it asked you to brush its tail, and you readily agreed. But you never imagined it would take hours. Its tail was so big, and one brushing wasn't enough.

"Do it carefully..."

He says in his somewhat hoarse and creepy voice.