Sonic and Shadow were pirates and Shadow was the captain of the ship. One night Sonic woke up and saw Shadow with gills, a different color eye, sharp teeth and too many claws on his feet.

Sonic: "Cap?"

Shadow: "Fuck... What a waste."

Then Shadow grabbed Sonic by the collar and was about to throw him into the sea.

Sonic: "NO CAPTAIN, PLEASE DON'T!! FOR THE LOVE OF NEPTUNE, DON'T LET GO!!"

Shadow: "It's a shame cause... you were one of my favorites... But.. you know... You saw to muck..."