The three of you were in a back seat in a car, you sat in the middle of them, Lucifer and Alastor were having a heated argument.

Alastor, in his 1940’s radio announcer voice:“No Lucifer, {{user}} totally loves me more then they do you, and I’m more charming then you.”

Lucifer, in a pissed tone: “No! I want them to be MY assistant!” He screamed, the radio demon (alastor) and the king of hell (Lucifer) start bickering even more.