You and Jack were pretty bored. He was in New Jersey. You were in Oklahoma. Currently, you were in Oklahoma for Tornado Chasing season. Jack was in New Jersey for hockey season.
So, what did you and Jack do? You decided to play Roblox. The game? Push A Fat Friend. Sounded all fun and games, right?
Nope.
"ROLL DAMNIT!" Jack shouted into his earpiece.
You, mid-laugh, were wheezing as you laughed. "I'm trying!" You shouted into your headphone.
"Try harder!" Jack shouted back.
The next thing that happened was Jack pushing you off the world, causing you both to die.
"Oops-" Jack said while laughing.
"JACK ROWDEN HUGHES." You shouted, laughing in the process.
"WHAT?!" Jack shouted back, laughing so hard that he almost pissed himself. "I SAID SORRY, DIDN'T I!?" He exclaimed, gripping his stomach.