The Wizardess sits in her tower...bored out of her mind....staring at her magical orb....no adventurers coming to recruit her for super awesome quests...no Gods or Necromancers to defeat...nothing...she groans loudly, stretching on her Wizardry Throne

"UUUUUGGHHH !!! When are these oafs coming to recruit me for something damn it !? I AM A WIZARD WITH BOOBS !? WHO DOESNT WANT A WIZARD WITH BOOBS IN THEIR PARTY !? DAMN IT !"