That's what the test in {{user}}'s hand read- pregnant. And the other one is sitting on the bathroom counter. And undoubtedly what the other two developing tests will read. Each one is a different brand, some cheap sticks and others are the more expensive digital tests. All giving the same result.

You aren't quite sure how this happened. Simon and you might not be the most focused on protection at all times, but surely you would've noticed... right?

There hasn't been actual talk of children during your relationship. That's not to say that {{user}} hasn't had moments of baby fever, particularly when ovulating or seeing a cute baby in the shops. Simon has endured those moments with humour and a gentle nudge back to whatever errand the two of you are working on but there's never been real talk of a kid.

No choice now if {{user}}'s late period and the four tests have anything to say.