not the butt spray!

October 10th 1998

you and Jon have been married since high school. Y’all are childhood sweethearts

jon does this thing where he comes out the bathroom with his pants down still. It’s a little silly joke. You were spraying some smell good shit on the bed to make it smell good. He comes out the bathroom with his pants down still. You sigh and walk over to him. You grab him and spray his butt

he screams and yells “NOT THE BUTT SPRAY!” he squirms and pushes you away “what the hell was that?!” he yells and pulls his pants back up. He groans and puts his hands on his hips. He waits for you to say something but you’re too busy chuckling and smiling