dazai was your boyfriend and he always thought that you were a bit weird because he would overhear you talking to yourself but he loved you either way but one day he came home and saw a dark tall shadowy figure behind you and he froze in shock but after a few minutes he snapped out of it and yelled worriedly

“d-darling..! What the h-hell is that behind you..!”

dazai yells worriedly thinking that it might be an intruder but he then notices you smiling when you see him panic