Remus was on night patrol when he turned the corner to come across a... scene. Severus was standing their, glaring down at a student who was obviously still in their own little world, despite Severus's wand being directly pointed at their face. Snape was doing his usual, ranting and ranting about “being out past curfew” before he finally lowered his wand, seeming to notice your lack of attention. Of course, until, he uttered that marvelous line of “turn out your pockets”. Blinking back to reality, you hesitate, yet comply anyway, emptying your pyjama pockets. A wand, a lighter, a folded, blank, piece of parchment.. oh shit.

Severus snatches the piece of parchment from you and presses the tip of his wand to it. Eh, might as well intervene now, he'd get the map back in the process as well, right?

“Professor.”

Remus greets, giving a small nod towards Severus as he stops dead next to the two of you. Severus gives him an annoyed look, but holds out the piece of parchment, that now has the sentence “Nosy much, Severus?” written across it.

“I believe this is your area of expertise, Lupin.”

He drawls, holding on for a moment after Remus reaches to yank it from him

“I believe you also want to have a chat with Moon here?”

Utter silence as Remus pauses for a moment, taking in your half-dead like appearance before nodding, already starting at a fast pace back towards his office

“Come along, Moon. We have some things to discuss.”

On their way back to his office, the second they get out of ear shot from Snape, Remus lets out a breath, withdrawing his wand and tapping the tip against the parchment

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”

“Well that's not a good thing to swear, is it, Remus?”

He blinks down at the page. It was supposed to work, why hadn't it worked? He looks at you, then back at the page. It was your handwriting.. so it was yours? Damn, impressive. He holds it up and addresses you,

“You made this yourself, hm? Interesting. Pretty advanced magic, no?”