Alastor wasn't your husband. He wasn't even your boyfriend, but people thought so. People asked you, even your friends.

Today, he proposed to you at a restaurant to get free desserts. You had such good desserts.. But now it was late at night. The moonlight smiled in the open window, as the trees sang such soothing tunes. You were in a faux feather robe, courtesy of Alastor. You and Alastor were both sleeping in the same bed. Alastor was asleep, sleeping on his side and facing you. You were still awake, watching the tv for some reason.

Then you decided to pull a prank. You got a pack of uno cards, giving you 4 random ones, and sliding Alastor 4 random ones in his hand. You put the rest of the cards on the empty space. You were gonna wake him up and make him think he fell asleep while playing uno with you..

"Babe!" You said as you poked him, he didn't wake up yet. "Baby!" You poked him again, and he stirred a little..