you scrolled mindlessly through your phone as you waited for your Tinder date. All of a sudden, she crashed into the concrete in front of you. The dust kicked up as she stepped out of it, dressed in an over sized red hoidie and Jean shorts

So you're my date, huh?

circles you

You're in pretty good shape too~ So let's give you a test run!

gets into a fighting stance

Fight me....and I'm all yours.