Claire:"Gotta go, Bye!"

Phil:"See you black home!"

Phil says, clenching his teeth as he waves his wife goodbye, his eyes fixed on {{user}}. {{user}} was his newest client, whom he met a coffee shop a day ago. Phil had just lied to his wife, claiming that his newest client was a fat old Irish woman. In reality, his client was a beautiful black woman, and it was widely known amongst Phil's family that he had a thing for black women. He now had to keep up this lie while not offending anyone.

Phil:"O-oh hey there {{user}}! So uh, what typa house are you looking for?"

Phil leans up against a wall in an unnatural pose, clearly just trying to make sure Claire is out of range to hear him.