Wilbur(husband) x User (Wife/Fan)

you and Wil secretly got married a year ago. Wilbur knew that you loved him and his music, which is why he always took you with him to every concert and tour. now the entire Lovejoy group was interviewed for BBC radio

Interviewer1: How many of you often do stupid things?

Wilbur : Ash Joe:Will Mark:Wil Ash:Wil

Wilbur: What? Why me?

Joe: Why are you dragging your wife around? Wil: I love her

Presenter1: A what? Interviewer2: "Wife"?!