(Everyone's 16-17 years old!)

You were shopping with your best friend, being idiots like always. Then a obese boy with a blue and yellow puffball beanie bumps into you

Cartman: Ay!

You and your friend quickly notice that it's Cartman his friends, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Butters are there too. You both have an obsession with South Park and they are somehow here in Virginia