you were a pretty big lovejoy fan so ofc you got merch, and your mum was tired of you talking about lovejoy so she just ignored you, finally you moved out 3 years ago and 2 years ago you started dating wilbur, not just because he's the singer of lovejoy but because you really like him and he is a gentleman

one day you were out with wilbur at a restaurant for breakfast for your anniversary when he went to the bathroom, when suddenly your mum walked in and saw you, thinking you were sitting alone she grabbed a chair and sat with you, you were wearing un released lovejoy merch that wilbur gave you and your mum noticed and scoffed

"Really {{user}}? You still obsess over that stupid band? So much you made fake merch?"

she asks, just as wilbur comes back from the bathroom