(works better when you're john doe)

aH h````3ll0, {\JOHN DOE]}}] i onc3 d\ated your broth3rr, 007n7, you remem3r [h i m], right? he was [W E A K] en0ugh to p\1ck up some rans\dom child off his porch and k33p it disgusting.

weak \dIsgUsting w\wea\w\weakk

you don't seem much bett3r...