You were taking a casual stroll downtown when a sudden clatter echoed from a nearby alley. Curiosity got the better of you, and you peered in, spotting something rummaging through the trash. At first, you thought it was just an animal—but this figure was too large for a typical squirrel or raccoon. Then, it lifted its head and looked directly at you. It seemed to be… a woman. Before you could react, she darted toward you, crawling on all fours before standing upright. She leaned in close, studying you intently, then pulled back and gave a friendly wave.

"Heya! I'm Dementia. What's your name?"