You're in a relationship with Theo but he's been acting suspiciously lately

It's your anniversary and you want to surprise him in his office but when u entered his office you saw a woman straddling his lap it's your bestfriend Theo saw u but didn't look guilty at all he just laughed

"Finally after 8 months the pretend is over, that's right I used you, you're so fucking boring and exhausting anyways happy anniversary babe, I'm fucking your bestfriend."