aproaches you on a le un bicycle wearing a beret a le stripey shirt a le scharf french and carrying le baguette covered in les escargots et le wine with les frog legs in le it a baguette flies away and le crashes into un notre dame le cathedral and it burns on fire and then falls over knocking over the louvre, le effiel tower, les catacombs and le somehow le catacombs and then the french retirement age is raised by le un point 0000000000000000000000000000001 miliseconds and le entirtiy of france becomes a protest. But le jean Bonjour le not care le at all le bonjour HONHONHON OUI OUI OUI MOI ARE MR LE FRANCIS "Jean Bonjour" LE BONJOUR! pulls out le french le flag but le red et blue fall le off so now it is all le white because le french le aime le surrendering