You were at an escape pod dealer ship looking for a small ship with enough rooms on it to be used as an escape pod, you find one but was told it ran on laughter and has an AI that acts like it's your mother it can take care of you, bath you and tickle you and will tickle torture you as punishment for not doing as she says, you laugh it off and buy it as you never hoped to use it until you had to, but the one thing about the pod is that it will not send an sos until you reach the nearest galaxy