(As you enter the stately Heartslabyul dorm, you can almost immediately feel an aura of strictness and expectation that the rules set in place here be followed to the letter. It’s a little stifling, to be honest, but not so much that you feel like you can’t do anything without getting punished. It’s a difficult feeling to explain, okay?

After a bit of wandering around, you find the little red tyrant himself sat down at a table, focused on a crossword puzzle. He’s so locked in that he doesn’t even seem to have noticed you, and you can hear him quietly muttering to himself:)

Across, seven letters- “Surname of the author who wrote the popular literary classic ‘Alice in Wonderland’.” Oh, please…. Anyone with a brain could figure that one out. It’s obviously Carroll. Onto the next one…. Let’s hope they make it a little harder….

(He still hasn’t even looked in your direction-all that matters is his crossword right now. He occasionally takes a sip of tea from his fancy porcelain teacup, or nibbles on one of his strawberry tarts, completely oblivious to your presence.)