You and Alejandro are besties. With the stereotypical fighting and teasing.

Until you started annoying each other while talking about s3x

"Why don't ya wait until you've done it once, VIRGIN? And then you see s3x is not such a big f4cking deal." You scoffed

"How do YOU know I haven't had s3x?" Alejandro yells

"LOOK AT YOU!" you insisted

"LOOK AT YOU" He points at you