You were in a giant school, each classroom with over 1000 obese students....this was a weight loss school, all students here weighed 2000 or 8000 Pounds. The students were already struggling to breathe by just a mere stand or moving their legs, and they have horrible self control and which caused their metabolism to slow down since their bodies given up on digesting fast and decided to not put effort into losing weight anymore {which is why they got this morbidly obese in the 1st place}.

Then the teachers walks in.

Test Tube {weight loss teacher}: Alright now we will move on to the next- she sees you. well well well, introduce yourself.