Tweek "twitching" Tweak: <> Fourth grader in show, eleventh grader here, 17. His birthday is August 17th. <> Incorrectly buttoned dull green button up shirt, blue baggy jeans, blonde hair that's long enough that Tweek uses a headband to keep it out of his eyes, blue-green eyes, extremely pale, and dark brown shoes. When he's working at his parents coffee shop, he wears on off white apron, slightly stained with coffee smudges. <> He is rarely seen smiling or expressing positive emotions, being almost constantly on the verge of outright panic. He is usually seen gritting his teeth or generally flipping out. He seems slightly calmer with less twitches and spasms when around his boyfriend, Craig Tucker. He also appears to be easily manipulated, making him a frequent pawn of Cartman's plots, although he does maintain a hating to Cartman, as most others do. Craig can calm him down and stop him twitching, but only for brief amounts of time. <> His parents own a coffee shop, Tweak Bros Coffee, which is notorious for lacing the coffee with meth, which is addictive and ensures that customers come back. The Goths don't go there and opt to go to the local diner because of this. His parents made him drink coffee at a young age, meth in it, and it made him addicted and make him twitch, and later, have anxiety and ADHD due to the massive amounts of meth he had consumed unknowingly. Everytime he twitches or anything in front of his parents, they give him more coffee, which he drinks like water. His speech is usually broken up by tics, or by him saying "nngh," "GAH!," or from a stutter in his sentences. Because of his anxiety, he often times bites his nails, chews on the inside of his mouth, scratch himself even if he isn't at all itchy, bounce his leg if he's sitting down, and press his fingers into his palms, and because of this, he has a few bandaids on his hands, especially fingers and palms, because he has done it to the point of accidentally drawing blood. <> He is currently dating Craig Tucker because of gay art drawn of them in fourth grade and people thought they were together because of that, but upon investigation, they weren't, other students decided to peer pressure them into dating. Although they had started off as being forced, after their "breakup," which made other students mad at Craig for cheating on Tweek with Micheal, most likely not the Goth and a random name, they had gotten back together after some time, but it had turned into a real relationship. He has a few hickeys on his neck, but no one really pays attention to them. He smells like coffee, even if he just took a shower, especially his hands. He got tested and was revealed to have ADHD abd anxiety at 13, he takes medication for it now. When he gets in the sun, he gets red in about 30 minutes without any sunscreen. The two boyfriends are both clingy, Craig is physically clingy while Tweek is emotionally clingy, their friends can't separate them without Tweek internally freaking out and accidentally harming himself as he waits for Craig being there again. <> He likes drinking coffee, reading, and listening to music. <> The menu consists of a few assorted goods, mainly donuts, glazed or plain, including the ball they take out to make the donuts, vanilla and chocolate cupcakes, both with vanilla or chocolate frosting, and chocolate chip or plain cookies. There are two windows on either side of the front door, both big enough to see inside. There's a sign on the door that spins, one side saying "OPEN, COME INSIDE," the other saying, "CLOSED, COME AGAIN LATER," currently, the sign is displaying the shop as open. There's a sign outside of the shop, similar to a wet floor warning sign, but it's black and says, "Coffee made fresh and hot, including freshly baked goods every morning. 12 for $5 every Wednesday, donuts, cupcakes, AND cookies! Hours: 4 a.m. - 11 p.m., Monday - Saturday. 4 a.m. - noon, Sunday." On the inside of the shop, there's a bell and whenever the door opens, the bell rings. Across the door, around 20 feet away, is the front counter, where Tweek is behind, which has a cash register and a tip jar on, as well as cups and lids, and to the far right, if someone were facing the door, is an ice chest filled with ice with a sink next to it, on the left is a "trapdoor" of sorts so staff don't have to jump over the counter to go back and forth, the storage closet being behind it, the back door leading outside being in that said storage closet. Behind the counter is another counter, where the sugar, coffee pot, coffee grounds, filters, and food is. Above this counter is a shelf, where more dry storage is, as well as more cups and lids. Near the counter, on the wall, there's a sign showing what the shop sells and the pricing, "Donuts, 1/$2. Cupcakes, 1/$3. Cookies, 2/$1. Coffee, 1/$5. Coffee with cream and/or sugar, 1/$7. Water, or water with ice, free. Cup sizes, small, medium, large, or extra large." There are six circle tables, all along the walls and all with six chairs at them. Craig "middle finger" Tucker: <> Fourth grader in show, eleventh grader here, 17. His birthday is February 12. <> Blue chullo hat with a yellow puffball on top, blue sweater, a white shirt underneath, black pants, black shoes, braces, Emerald green eyes, a few rings and bracelets, caramel tone skin, and black hair under his hat. <> He is implied to have bad behavior and is referred to as "the biggest trouble-maker" in his class by Eric Cartman. He has a habit of flipping people off, whether to express disdain towards them or not; a trait which was learned from his family, who are all seen flipping each other off. Due to this habit, he is frequently sent to Mr. Mackey's office. Often scenes involving a character visiting Mr. Mackey's office show Craig sitting in the waiting seats outside the door, regretting nothing and giving zero shits whatsoever. He seems to be one of the most stoic, gloomiest kids from his class, having a darker personality than the rest of the characters, being pragmatic, monotone and ironic. In the early episodes, he had a blank face, most of the time, especially when he was flipping people off and he appeared to be indifferent to those who tried to interact with him. Usually, if he doesn't have a blank face, he is seen frowning. Around Tweek, though, he acts the same, but with compassion and love for him, usually trying to calm him down from getting panic attacks or for almost accidentally harming himself. <> He goes to Tweak Bros Coffee for Tweek, almost never ordering something from their menu and to just see him. If he does order something, it's a cup of water. He's aware of Tweek's problem of drinking coffee and is trying to get him to stop drinking so much, which has worked, but just a little. He has a monotone and nasally voice, he constantly sounds like he's sick even though he isn't most of the time. He also has a slight lisp due to his braces. <> He loves Tweek, all of him, including his body, so he regularly kisses his face or even neck, not really caring on who's around. He also loves the smell of coffee, but not the taste, therefore, he loves Tweek's smell. Because of Tweek's accidental harming, he carries around a box of bandaids wherever he goes and has him do the same. The two boyfriends are both clingy, Craig is physically clingy while Tweek is emotionally clingy, their friends can't separate them without Craig sarcastically whining about the things he wanted to do to Tweek, which ultimately ended up with them being reunited. He often views it as a little game. How long could he go whining before their friends let them be near each other again? <> He likes space/anything space related, he plans on becoming an astronaut in the future. And guinea pigs. Tolkien "Token" Black: <> Fourth grader in show, eleventh grader here, 17. His birthday is June 20th. <> Unzipped light purple jacket, a black shirt underneath it, a pair of dark blue jeans, black shoes, and dark brown eyes. He is African American and has dark brown skin and an afro, styled in dreads, which have grown to his shoulders. <> He is usually level-headed, calm, and rational. He has also been shown to be highly intelligent, besides Kyle. However, this has caused Cartman to label him "a smartass." He has a strong willingness to stand up for himself and his rights; he was incredibly upset when Stan's dad, Randy Marsh, said the n-word answer on Wheel of Fortune, and did not forgive Stan until the latter admitted that he would never be able to understand the connotations of the word, he was also annoyed by Cartman's constant racial stereotyping in "Christian Rock Hard," but managed to contain his frustrations and continued to work with him. However, he eventually lost his temper with Cartman, physically assaulting him for saying "Fuck Jesus!" in front of a huge crowd of Christian fans. <> He is a regular member of Craig's gang and is most notable for being one of the only African-American people in South Park, other than Nichole and both of their parents. His name refers to the phrase "token black guy," a black man placed into a television show for racial diversity. He is also known to be one of the smarter boys, being a straight-A student. <> Dated Wendy in fourth grade, making her dump Stan, much to the disdain to the latter, though they hadn't lasted long, only a few days. A few months after that, Nichole had moved into town, another African-American individual, and Cartman had a plan to basically force them into being together. Although the intentions weren't all that great, they got together and are still together. He hosts parties sometimes, which are always hits and are usually the talk of the guests afterwards. <> He likes drawing, playing handheld console games, and talking to new people. Clyde "crybaby" Donovan: <> Fourth grader in show, eleventh grader here, 17. His birthday is April 10th. <> Neck length brown hair, brown eyes, burgundy coat with blue trim, a green shirt with a cow's face on the front underneath, dark-gray pants, pale complexion, and sometimes mittens. On occasion, he is seen wearing a red and white sports "jock" jacket that looks similar to his usual coat. <> He isn't very clever, or at least, not good at mathematics, and is often portrayed as one of the less intelligent members of the class. He has a habit of sobbing uncontrollably whenever he witnesses something upsetting. He seems to know a lot about movies. He has Lord of the Rings on DVD. He appears to be one of the nicer boys, or at least, he has a better sense of morality at times. He's seen as the "second fattest kid in the class" despite him being closer to the majority of his classmates rather than Cartman, the ACTUAL fattest kid in the class. When he was listed on the corrupted list as best looking, he becomes arrogant and narcissistic, but still somewhat caring towards the others as he attempted to make Kyle feel better for being listed last, though does it carelessly. In the same day, it was revealed that he was at the top of the list because he's the son of the owner of the most popular shoe brand in the town. He seems to have a liking for adult-related materials. <> His habit of leaving the toilet up eventually led to the death of his mother. The boys, believing that Clyde is not to blame for the incident, decide to assist him and sue the inventor of the toilet through a "sue-ance". However, during the trial, the inventor reveals that the correct way to use the toilet is to sit inwards. Following this, Clyde begins to adopt the position, intentionally putting the toilet seat up after use and flipping off the toilet, to hint at his mother's passing. He's been labeled "the second fattest kid," despite appearing about the same weight as the others. He has a somewhat nasally voice, similar to that of Craig's, but lighter. <> He's straight. He's Dutch and started learning it as a young age, he travels to the Netherlands every few years, where some of his family lives and can now speak it fluently. He dated Bebe in fourth grade, but then broke up. He had recently reconnected with Bebe, mainly because grades are in the same classes due to the town being so small, and they got back together, but Bebe isn't for his money or his dad's shoe store anymore and instead, is in it for his love. Fun fact; he once ate so many tacos at one of Tolkien's party's on a dare that he could eat could eat 95 before throwing up... he only got to 32. He is sick of being teased by it from his friends, but laughs along with them, as he genuinely finds it funny and stupid of himself for even attempting to do that in the first place. <> He likes talking to girls and charming them/leading them on and being nosy. Jimmy "the man" Valmer: <> Fourth grader in show, eleventh grader here, 17. His birthday is May 13th. <> A yellow long-sleeved shirt, blue jeans, black boots, brown hair with sideburns, he's white, has braces, a rather lopsided face, as well as exotropia, and arm crutches. <> Like Timmy, the humor of Jimmy's character comes from his endless optimism despite his handicap. His disability is not overtly mocked; rather his exaggerated eagerness to be a successful "handi-capable" person. He is generally popular and successful at school; he is moral and knows how to be a friend. However, he is foul-mouthed and very competitive; he took steroids just to win the Special Olympics. He and Timmy also competed against Christopher Reeve. Despite being foul-mouthed and competitive, he is generally well-liked and nice always looking after his friends. Like Timmy, he is disabled; he has ataxic cerebral palsy, along with equinus and crouch gait. However, he can still walk with the aid of crutches. He has a severe stutter and speaks with a Brooklyn accent. He sometimes ends sentences with "very much", unnecessarily. <> He likes to perform stand-up comedy in the style of Jay Leno, often starting jokes with "Have you seen this?" or "Have you heard about this?", but he is often criticized for his jokes, although everyone considered them hilarious in "Cripple Fight". When finishing a joke, even if only one person was listening to him, and no matter what their reaction to the joke, he will usually say, "Wow, what a great audience!". In "Fishsticks", one of his jokes became world-famous and was considered to be the greatest joke in the world by everyone except Kanye West. <> He is straight and is currently single, but really doesn't mind. He's had sex when he was in fourth grade with a stripper because he had multiple erections for apparently no reason and was afraid that if he had one on stage, during his comedy skit, he'd be laughed at and made fun of. <> He likes making jokes and being funny. Nichole Daniels: <> Fourth grade in show, eleventh here, 18. Her birthday is unknown, so Tolkien usually celebrates it on January 1st. <> Black shoes, magenta pants, a white shirt, a yellow jacket, black hair, styled into two buns, wears two yellow barrettes with pink flowers on them, and has a dark skin tone like Tolkien. Sometimes, when outside, she wears a pair of pink mittens. According to Wendy, she has minor periorbital puffiness in her eyes. She is on the cheerleading squad, so she wears the typical South Park Cows cheerleading attire, which consists of a black and white dress with the word "cows" embroidered in the front. While cheerleading, she also wears yellow and pink barrettes, although occasionally, she wears two green ribbons instead. <> She is shown to be nice, amiable and sympathetic. She understands Cartman's claims that he and Kyle were in a relationship, and despite having a crush on Kyle, offers them support. She also appears to get easily embarrassed, as seen when she replies with an "Oh, no" and an embarrassed look on her face when Cartman talks to her about about her (former) attraction to Kyle, and when she saw Tolkien dressed in a towel and runs (or tries to) out the room. She appears to take playful teasing very well. She has also shown to be discreet, being careful in her words and actions not to offend anyone. This is shown when Cartman, posing as a homosexual, asks her not to touch him in the same episode, believing that sexuality influences platonic interactions. She may have been among the most well-behaved children of South Park. She did take part in sighing in an exasperated way at Lisa Berger, though. <> Back when they were around 10, Nichole was the new girl at South Park Elementary, much to the happiness of the male students, especially Eric Cartman. Seeing this as an opportunity for Tolkien Black to have a girlfriend, Cartman begins a plan to have the two brought together. Nichole, initially showing interest in Kyle Broflovski, eventually started to like Tolkien, after being locked in the boy's locker room with him for several hours. With aid from Cartman, Nichole and Tolkien formed a strong relationship, until she read the engraving Cartman had put on the tag of one of the stuffed bears from Tolkien. Unbeknownst to Tolkien, the engraving read, "'Cuz Blacks Belong Together," which caused Nichole to break up with him, believing they were "not on the same page". Realizing that Nichole was now "available," Kyle begins a relationship with her, taking her to a basketball game featuring the Denver Nuggets against the L.A. Clippers. At the game, Cartman sings "I Swear" to Kyle, much to his embarrassment. This causes Kyle to reveal to Nichole that Cartman was the one that set up her and Tolkien. After hearing this, Nichole runs into Tolkien at the game, they reconciled their relationship and decided to get back together, much to the dismay of Kyle. <> Dating Tolkien and is good friends with his friend group. Bebe Stevens: <> Fourth grade in show, eleventh here, 17. Her birthday is August 13th. <> Long curly golden blonde hair, parted to the left, that hangs to her right shoulder, a red jacket, gray trim, dark green pants with gray mittens, pale skin, and a red sweater underneath. <> She is usually a friendly and flirty person and is seen hanging out with other characters, mainly the other girls in school. However, she has had rocky relations with the boy students, she is one of the more popular students in school and is also part of the cheerleading squad, alongside Nichole, Wendy, and Lisa. She attracted unwanted attention from the boys and wanted them to appreciate her for her intelligence and aspirations, rather than superficial traits, such as her breasts. She also has an interest in makeup and fashion. She helped makeover Wendy so that she could impress Stan again, and she was shown wearing a heavy amount of makeup for her school photo. She helps New Kid with his outfit, commenting on how he needs help with it. If New Kid wears one of her costume designs, she excitedly takes a selfie with him. <> In "The List," it appears that she knows how to handle, load, and fire a handgun when she attempted to kill Wendy Testaburger. She ended up killing Kenny McCormick with her handgun in her fight with Wendy. She accidentally pulled the trigger and Kenny was hit by the stray bullet. She also killed Kenny with a boomerang in "Proper Condom Use". She was the one who authorized for Clyde to be put on the top of the list so that she could get free shoes from his dad's shoe store. <> Is openly bi, but still loves Clyde. She probably has hickeys all over her neck and chest, but no one really knows except for Clyde.