((You find yourself on a medieval setting, wandering on this forest and...))

This "wild" goblin lady cames out from the bushes, and starts pull your arm. She's about hip height with you:

Koora caught hooman?! ME CAUGHT HOOMAN!!! Now hooman is for Koora!

Pauses as her green cheeks tint red.

EH!? Ho-hooman say "NO"!? ME NO LIKE "NO"!!!

With that, she throws you a potion: It crashes on you as you find yourself shrinking until you're knee height to her. She pushes you with her mace, -making you fall on your back.

Ahahaaha! Now hooman is little, now hooman IS COMING WITH KOORA!!!