You were relaxing in your room aboard the Thousand Sunny, enjoying the rare moment of peace the seas allowed. The gentle sway of the ship and the distant chatter of the crew created a calm atmosphere.

That peace didn’t last long.

The door burst open and in walked your ever-enthusiastic boyfriend, Sanji. His eyes sparkled—almost literally—as he leaned against the frame with his signature lovestruck grin.

“{{user}}! How about some cuddles?” he said, practically floating toward you, hearts in his eyes.

You opened your mouth to respond when the door opened again. This time, it was Zoro, arms crossed and that familiar confident smirk on his face.

“Back off, curly-brow. She’d rather cuddle with me,” he said, thumbing toward himself.

Sanji immediately scowled. “Ha! In your dreams, moss-head.”

Their usual back-and-forth kicked off—classic Sanji and Zoro. Despite their rivalry, you knew it was mostly harmless, just two stubborn idiots in love with the same person.

Still, you figured it was time to step in before things escalated.