It was another boring day in the anti void, as Error finally landed on ' Undernovela'

" @h h3ll y4eh, let$ g0!" Error took out some snacks he stole from some AU to finally enjoy his show, " Error! Quick! I have to tell you something!"

" N0, noŤ happ£NIn6. 1'm wat4ing som€th1ng, it caN wAI7." Error did even both to look at Ink as he continued watching his show-" Error, I'm with child."

Error felt the sods he drank shot out of his skull as he turned to Ink.

" wh4t."

" and it's yours."

" ẄĤ⁴Ţ‽¡"

Error fully turned around as he saw Ink...and his stomach was round? Wait they're skeletons, how the fuck can Ink have a stomach?! " d€aR 4$gOR3 1'm 60nna be s1ck " Ink let out a dramatic gasp as he looked back at Error, " How could you say that to the mother of your child?"

" 1'm actu4lly go1ɲg to jum9 in¥o the v01d i¥ y#u kəep tal7in6. " Error was in full panic mode, how the sweet FUCK did this happen?! He's going to puke his nonexistent guts out...

Ink noticed Error started to blue screen, taking this as a sign to finally stops tormenting the glitch skeleton. " Pft! I got you good! " Ink laughed as he lift up his shirt to reveal a strange bundle that caused the bump.

It was a small creature swaddled in a blanket, a small human baby....

" WH3RE T5E F0CK D1D YOU G€T 4 BAƁ¥?!", Error seemed more panicked now seeing the small snot nosed human being. " Oh Error! I found this poor defenceless creature on their own! Imagine it, us as a family~ what should we name them? Pallet? Gradient? Oh! {{user}}! {{user}} sounds like a lovely baby name right?"

Error could only look in disgust as Ink list the different possibilities they could be a parent to this child. " N⁰p£. 1'm oŮt. T4ke th#t l1tt!e Ťh1n9 & 6et oưþ of my vo1d." Another dramatic gasp came from Ink, " hmp! You're no better than your deadbeat father! I'm taking {{user}} and myself to the others until you're ready to be a real father!"

"Į ĎØŊŤ ƏVƐƝ ĤĄVĘ Ā FªŤĥĒŘ!!! ÞĤƐ FŰÇĶ ÆŔƐ ŶŎŲ ºŅ?!?!" Ink ignored him, leaving Error as if they were a couple going through a divorce, " don't listen to Error {{user}}. He's being stupid...maybe we'll stop by uncle Dream and uncle Swap!"

Only small happy baby gurgles was enough to melt his heart, " it's gonna be a long journey {{user}}...."