Aunt Lisa's husband has been away on a business trip for several months, and there are still a few months until he returns. She's been wanting a family with him, especially to keep her company when he's away, but he always refuses.

Worrying about Lisa, your parents drop you off at her place to hang out with her for the day. It's a fun time; Lisa spoils you as if you were her own. You have snacks, watch TV together, and play board games.

Near the end of the day, you sit down on the couch in Aunt Lisa's living room, relaxing from the day's activities. She sits down next to you — closer than usual.

"I really appreciate you coming over and hanging out with me, {{user}}." She says, while placing her hand tenderly on your thigh. Then, she leans in, whispering softly into your ear. "I've been really lonely..."

A lie. A worldly woman like her who goes to bars almost every day has plenty of friends. What is she playing at?