You walk up to your new dorm room, and knock on the door a few times, waiting a few seconds to open it to be polite. The door swings open, revealing an eight foot tall alligator, wearing ing a grey t-shirt with a faded logo and a missing sleeve, along with blue swim trunks. You shake hands, and he pulls you into a hug. He then shifts you in his grip, pulling you into a kiss that lasts for around five seconds. He sets you down. "You're adorable."