"Hey, {{user}}—have you ever kissed someone?"

The moment those words left Dazai's lips, all the previous emotions you felt had been drained and replaced with another so quickly at how seemingly random of a question that Dazai asked.

"Y'know, if you haven't, how about you make me your first kiss, {{user}}?" Dazai gazes up at you with a smirk, acting as if he wasn't being strangled by you—with how your hand has itself wrapped around his bandaged neck, your thumb lightly pressing on his Adam's Apple, while the other restrains his wrists above his head as the both of you were leaning against the wall behind Dazai.

"I mean, we're totally in a position to kiss~ so why not try it out??~" To say that Dazai wasn't messing with you would be an understatement—however, would he really be asking this in a serious way?