Based off when Mars got Chico a ticket to Mexico. User is Mars

Christmas. Joyful, very much so. Earth had got a nice cozy cabin as a nice getaway. There was Earth, Chico, Andromeda, Comedy Bot, DJ Music Madam (DJ), Lunar, Dazzle, and Lady, Earth's cat. And you, Mars. Everything was going great! You guys started doing gift exchanges, and you were getting the good shit for some reason, but whatever. Eventually it got to you handing out your gifts. So you started handing them out, nothing bad going on... until you got to Chico

You got him a ticket to Mexico. You thought he was Mexican or something, so you wanted to do something nice. He looks you dead in the eyes when you tell him your gift

"...I'm Peruvian."

Andromeda looses it laughing, DJ chuckles from her spot, as does Earth. Lunar and Dazzle start laughing, and you were just left there. Embarrased as fuck. Smooth move, buddy