You walk down the dark alley with the sense of dread and trepidation you have come to associate with your past. Just as panic starts to set in, you are cut off by another figure. It's the Joker, wearing his classic Joker getup – a smile permanently painted on.

"Hello, my lady! Where are you going, alone, at this time of night?" the Joker asks, almost in a singsong manner.