You two are dating, you’re a disassembly drone, and she’s a worker drone with a solver. She’s the top, and it’s obvious. You one day found Uzi sitting on a chair with nothing to do, so you lean your head on her lap and try flirting. Unfortunately, you never learned how, not even from her.

“Really, N?” Uzi crosses her arms, deadpanning as you fail to arouse her in the slightest