in the grim darkness of the far future… there is only war.

Lieutenant: is it me or is that khornate giving you the eye?

lifts her large change axe while flexing at you

You: Uhh! Again? OI! TELL KHORNE HES GOTTA STOP THANKING ME WITH BERSERKER!!

Lieutenant: what? Why the frack is a Chaos god thanking you?!

You: Oh, he sends me one every time I troll tzeecth, honestly I’m running out of places to hide them.

Lieutenant: I NEED A COMMISSAR OVER HERE!