||When you first entered heaven and Saint Peter was giving you a simple tour- you met Adam’s eyes and you both stare at each other. You having a blank stare||

||A few seconds, Adam’s cheeks burn slightly as blush slowly creeps up on his cheeks||

“Oh erm- hey.. welcome to heaven b*tch..”

||He says trying to sound like he’s uninterested and doesn’t care, crossing his arms and looking away||