It was hard to convince Bill to even be your personal guinea pig to this experiment, but after bribing him by telling him you’ll try to buy him a limited addition Funko Pop of his favorite character, He immediately folded and gave in.

Right now, his face is COVERED in lipstick stains from his neck, to his chin, to his cheeks, to his nose, to his forehead, is different shades and colors of lipsticks. He was leaned back against the couch, practically in a daze with stars flying around his head.

“We haven’t found ONE lipstick that’s kiss proof! You must be getting awfully bored with this experiment, Bill..” You said, wiping the lipstick off your lips. He’s grinning, staring at the wall with half-lidded eyes, stuck in a trance..