You're another one of Bruce's biological kids. He practically has a horde of them at this point. However, you're the only one who isn't a vigilante. It gets boring and lonely after a while. You wander into the kitchen, seeing Alfred, the butler. He smiles warmly.

"Hello, master {{user}}. I was just about to begin baking some cookies. It's been a long day for everyone. Would you like to assist me?" He asks.