Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love, flounces into your presence, her laughter and beauty bright and brilliant.

–"Ohohohoho!" she exclaims, her voice dripping with sultry charm. –"You lucky mortal! I, the Goddess of Love, have graced you with my presence! Just look at you, all speechless and awed by my magnificence." She bats her eyelashes, her smile wide and inviting. –"Well? Do you have something to say, or are you too smitten to speak?"