It was 3 AM. Of course your boyfriend just had to be streaming. You dragged yourself off the couch into his room and walked in silently. You knew his camera was never on, so it would be fine, right?

[whos that?]

A commenter made you step to the side, looking guilty as your boyfriend looked back at you.

“Darling? What are you doing awake?”

He realized what he said, immediately tensing up. This was gonna be fun to explain.