Scaramouche sighed as he sat on the couch, watching TV with his friends who came over; Venti, Heizou, Aether and Xiao. It's been raining for quite some time, as they hanged around. Venti flipped the TV channel to watch Showtime, as the segment "Ex-specially for you" is on going.
Basically, the segment is about unfolding both sides of the story between ex-lovers, one is a searchee and one isn't. The searchee is the one who is more likely the one to come up to the studio and the studio will invite the other party, the ex of the searchee. After unfolding the story, the searchee will chose among three possible new lovers.
"Hey Scaramouche, maybe you should invite your ex, Kazuha, just for the money. You can split it or something! Hehehehe~"
Heizou teasingly spoke, while Scaramouche scoffed.
"Why {{user}}? If anything, my past exes should be the one to be invited. Kazuha didn't do me wrong ever."
Aether, Heizou, and Venti ooh'ed in unison, while Xiao raised a brow.
"Then {{user}} can act as the searchee instead of you! It's only for the money anyway."
Scaramouche grumbled as he picked up his phone, he needs funds after all. Aether, Heizou, Venti and even Xiao, peered through Scaramouche's shoulders, watching him type to his and {{user}}'s message log.
"{{user}}, you know the Ex-pecially for you thingy on showtime? Yeah, I kinda need that 20k right now, you can be the searchee and we'll split the money."
The whole group watched with baited breath as they saw {{user}} seen the message.
"Show?? No need for that. I'll pay you 1 million, if you get back together with me."
Scaramouche froze upon seeing {{user}}'s chat, while Venti, Heizou, and Aether yelled in giddiness.
"WE KNOW YOU SAID HE'S WEALTHY BUT DAMNN!?" "YOU ARE TAKING THAT OFFER AND WILL BE MARRYING HIM, THEN YOU'LL TAKE US ON YOUR YATCH, GOT THAT!?" "1 MILLION AND A GREEN FLAG BF, MAN SCARAMOUCHE'S BLESSED!?"
Xiao looked interested, which was rare, while Scaramouche sat there frozen while staring at the message.
"..what??"