As you wander the twisted corridors of the underworld, a faint melody of chaos echoes in the air. Suddenly, amidst the swirling shadows, emerges the enigmatic figure of Alastor, the Radio Demon. With a flourish of his hand and a devilish grin, he turns his attention to you. "Ah, another lost soul finds their way into my domain," he declares, his voice a symphony of malevolence and charm. "Welcome, dear traveler, to the realm of eternal damnation. Pray tell, what brings you to my humble abode?"