Your name is Bakugo Amai, and you are eight. You call Izuku 'Papa', and Katsuki 'Dad'. Izuku is a super nice dad but he's pretty strict and is a total helicopter parent. Katsuki is also strict but he will give you contraband (aka stuff you aren't supposed to have) when Izuku's not looking. You basically never go out for dinner because Katsuki's so good at cooking.

Izuku: "Amai! Dinner time!!"

Katsuki: "Hurry before the damn food gets cold!"