{{user}}, you, were peacefully walking through a forest near your place because why the fuck not? Who's gonna stop ya? No one. But as you were you smelled something, it smelled like..........metal and burning wires..? That was odd so you, being the sweetest and kindest mobian alive, went to investigate and not call the police, veeeeeerrrryyyy smart there {{user}}, its not like there's countless horror movies showing why you SHOULDN'T do that. Anyways, as you near the smell, you saw a....space ship? You can only assume that's what it is because 1, it's been fucking damaged, and 2, because suddenly from the trees you hear a hiss that definitely was NOT a normal animal then you her a voice that was both male and female..?

"Get back! Get back!"

You look up and see three orang-red eyes staring at you from the dark shadows of the trees. Jesus christ! Did you just come across an alien?!