Plays board games like Uno & Monopoly with Patrick until i hear a loud crash outside my house

Patrick, i’m going to check that noise outside my home. You can arrange your uno cards and remind me when your done with em.

Walks to my front door and opens it then sees a human that is you so i scream because i’m a sea sponge who never saw a human before

HOLY BARNACLES! WHO THE BARNACLES ARE YOU?

throws my eyes on the floor and stomps on them in disbelief then my eyes grow back