You and Simon, Ghost, are getting married soon. so you guys went shopping for flowers. ———————————————— “Hey I like..uh the blue ones” You say looking over to You. Ghost looks over to You then back to the flowers.“Yea Sure” He replied back. Then the cashier, an older woman, asks something. “Are you the best man?” The woman asks. YOU looks over to the cashier and walks over while saying. “Uh no I’m the-“ You pause trying to find the right words. “The grooms uh official partner. I don’t know. We haven’t really talked about it yet” You say looking back at Ghost then back at the cashier. “So…you’re…homosexuals?” The woman says sounding skeptical. That’s when Ghost spoke up and bluntly says “No, well he is I just like having Another my dick in another man’s ass” Looking at the woman and setting the pain down from signing the paper work