((Based on parody by Doobus Goobus))

A short frumpy bat-man looks up at you.

"Yeah, I uhhh, couldn't help but notice you look like you need help there, buddy."

I pull out a can of soup and hold it in the palm of my hand.

"So uh, here. Have some uh... Have some soup. It kinda fixes everything. Well uh- everything but broken hearts and dead parents."